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Wasn’t trump’s White House doc handing out hard drugs line candy?

Trump Supporter Trolls Trial With Penis Balloons Featuring Alvin Bragg, Judge Merchan Faces ( www.thedailybeast.com )

A pro-Trump New Yorker unveiled his latest piece of political performance art outside the Manhattan courtroom where Trump’s criminal trial is underway on Thursday, launching 100 pink penis-shaped balloons decorated with the faces of Trump foes like Manhattan district attorney Alvin Bragg and Judge Juan Merchan. The artist,...

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also the one with trump in an orange jumpsuit.

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it's the name of his brain worm.

FuglyDuck ,
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Sorry. Voting for Giant Meteor.

I mean, it's going to solve most of our problems inside of five minutes of hitting the white house....

...Global Warming.... gone.
Partisan politics...... gone....
Income inequality? Student Debt. All gone.

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Hotdogs are tacos.

hard disagree. hotdogs are made with leavened bread, tortillas are a flatbread.

hotdogs are an open-faced sandwich.

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that's neither a sandwhich nor a burrito. but an abomination.

(Well, okay. technically it's a burrito with a weiner in it. but it's not a hotdog.)(Still an abomination)

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The top is still open, the bun is split on the bottom.

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I’ll try almost any thing once. (There are limits. Fried grubs were like spicy/savory gummy bears. Baby octopus in red curry was amazing. “Live” baby squid was… interesting. Aborted duck egg is a hard nope.)

I suspect it has a lot to do with what else goes in it.

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I wonder if he realizes....

he's a dude in tights.

being chased by other dudes in tights.

and occasionally, fighting over something called a "pigskin".

Also, don't ask what happens in the dogpile. what happens in the dogpile... stays in the dogpile...

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i find it funny people are more upset over the tits than they are the guy that was flashing 9/11 imagery.

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Its… not a question of legality and more of tact.

It’s not a funny/comical or even casual thing to show.

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I think I need more.

(That is more videos.)

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FuglyDuck ,
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somebody got told they were a goooood dog.

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they're salaried? only thing I can come up with.

If they're infact hourly... then work is work, and they're working off the clock.

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Well, yes it can go bad. I think they forgot the self-replication mechanisms.

What? Humans as a species suck. all hail the AI overlords.

I found this old girl on the side of the road, her name is Sunny! ( lemmy.world )

I took her to the vet and found the owner. I also yelled at them for letting their old dog roam. She's a sweet old gal, and she shouldn't be out there. I'll be checking up on her. Thankfully, they're going to still let me see her, even though I chewed them out....

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She looks like a sweetie, thank you for pampering her!

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What did the Goldie ask?

“Why the long face?”

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FuglyDuck ,
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Looks like trouble. And like they know they can get away with murder.

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Never, ever, say “you can’t get any dumber than that”… these morons take it as a challenge.

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okay. so I take that as permission to send them your way to be dealt with?

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This is yet another reason why we’re fucked.

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So my grandpa was a cop down in Missouri- long time bailif, but also a rail cop for Fresco Lines.

One of the guys he remembers coming through as a bailiff… would go to a trout farm (Bennett springs?) and walk around with some monofilament ran down his pants, catch a trout in each leg and walk on out.

It took him a while to get caught.

I’m not sure id want anything that gets nibbly in my pants.

Houthis offer education to students suspended in US protest crackdown ( www.reuters.com )

"We are serious about welcoming students that have been suspended from U.S. universities for supporting Palestinians," an official at Sanaa University, which is run by the Houthis, told Reuters. "We are fighting this battle with Palestine in every way we can."...

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some how I think that's gonna be a "no"...

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Not even money. The appearance of money.

FuglyDuck ,
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I'd do a little jig.

I might even sing. (but only if no one can hear me. World, you're welcome for that.)

FuglyDuck ,
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remind me... when is Ex-President's day?

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It’s not how I go looking for the notes…

… it’s how I find them. All of them.

FuglyDuck ,
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You would.

Mostly because you haven’t heard me sing. I was once offered an album deal, but then the CIA realized it was just cheaper to babysit some crying babies.

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It’s like shih tzu hot stone therapy; but also with calming purring.

FuglyDuck ,
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Uhm. I'm just going to take this moment to remind all SyS Admins and people in general....

back yo' shit up.

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well, that's one way to get a kid to be afraid of bees.

Poor kid. hope she never got stung? doesn't sound like she did.

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Because bumblebees are cute and just want to play?

Sorry you had to deal with that. Your school should be ashamed.

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Religion is a form of social control.

It’s working on your friend.

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Meh. There’s much worse things to collect.

Skulls of her enemies.

Dead mice.

Dead frogs.

Dead fish.

Dead anything else that I’m missing.

And pogs.

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They’re not dead. You have to be alive first to be dead.

They’re undead. (Hehe. Lich kitty)

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I went with pogs, because I definitely spent far too much money on those things. :)

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Sent this to the GF expecting a "So cute".

GF apparently has prejudice....

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Lawyers. I wouldn't say we shouldn't hang all of them. mostly because I haven't met all of them.

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They should set up cameras everywhere and turn it into a reality tv show.

FuglyDuck ,
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They probably say the same thing about us.

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One wonders... is it the CTE's or was he always just dumb?

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Somebody needs one of those giant bean bags

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What a beautiful giant floofer!

Do me a favor and give them the best scritches?

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"that's unfortunate..." - The Chinese Students.

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Yeah. Because corpos like this as get a say by voting with dollars.

Which really translates to bribes

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