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That's not how it works. State law can't supersede federal law.

FlyingSquid ,
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What is good about them?

The first four require you to worship a specific god of a specific religion.

The fifth says you should let your father rape you.

The sixth says you can't defend yourself.

The seventh says you and your partner can't be poly even if everyone is into it.

The eighth says you should let your family starve to death.

The ninth says you should tell the truth if you're asked if your neighbor is harboring runaway slaves.

The tenth is literally impossible. Everyone, even Elon Musk, covets something.

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That is an extremely narrow view of the First Amendment that goes against over two centuries of judicial precedent. Only a Clarence Thomas-level originalist would make such an argument.

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FlyingSquid ,
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I'm not sure what you think those quotes prove. Those quotes say nothing about it being mandatory.

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That would also be false: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceremonial_deism

Now, will you admit you were incorrect about the pledge of allegiance being mandatory in schools?

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If the pledge must be taught in school

This is also not a requirement. I'm just going to stop talking to you. Virtually everything you have said so far has not been true and you won't even acknowledge any of it.

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Don't bother. Every time you point out they say something that isn't true, they change the subject.

FlyingSquid ,
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Some of the incorrect information that I corrected were common misconceptions, so I felt like it was worth doing it for others for a while.

FlyingSquid ,
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Just don't do what my older brother did and name the cat Lolita.

Seriously.

My parents were actually okay with that too.

FlyingSquid ,
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Even 10 has annoying popups all the time. And they added AI to the bottom right hand corner where I've accidentally clicked on it twice now.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Legally, at least two of those are sandwiches in the state of Indiana.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Take it up with the legislature, pal.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I'm sending the cops over to your house right now.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Is a tortilla bread or is it a very floppy cracker? We may need adjudication.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I don't see you wearing black robes or holding a gavel.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I don't know, are we judging whether or tacos belong in Griffindor or Hufflepuff?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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But is a quesadilla a sandwich?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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but the tortilla does not contain a leavening agent and therefore cannot be considered bread.

I have to disagree here. It is unleavened bread.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unleavened_bread

I'm surprised Merriam-Webster doesn't know that.

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Chait's response to Rowling's racist reply to him is exceptional.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f9afc663-2286-44f3-b81b-68e6ffaf07af.png

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Ursula LeGuin

A school for wizards... can't imagine where the lawsuit-happy Rowling came up with that idea...

FlyingSquid ,
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Wait, does this mean I might have to walk in the shoes of a MAGA Evangelical? Because I don't know that I can learn a lesson from being someone incapable of learning lessons.

FlyingSquid ,
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I like showing them pictures of Melanesians and asking them if they can guess which part of Africa they're from.

FlyingSquid ,
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I wish to point out that the British Rowling should probably know better than to use the phrase "fancy myself."

FlyingSquid ,
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I feel the same way about Roald Dahl. He was a virulent antisemite, meaning that he would have hated me, but I can't give up those books I grew up with.

But at least I'm not giving him money directly if I buy one of his books.

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It's my understanding that black Latinos feel the same way that you do. People look at you like you're crazy when you call Sammy Davis, Jr. Latino despite that he always made sure everyone knew he was Puerto Rican. He used to regularly call himself “the only black, Puerto Rican, one-eyed, Jewish entertainer in the world.”

Edit: Apparently, Sammy was actually Afro-Cuban, but he called himself Puerto Rican because he was worried about anti-Cuban sentiment. TIL.

Or to make it more modern for the kids today- telling a lot of people that Zoe Saldana is Latina doesn't click with them because she's black. Even if you tell them her parents were from Cuba. Even though her last name is fucking Saldana.

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I understand what they're trying to say, though. There is a lot of overuse of the term 'cultural appropriation,' but blackface was definitely a form of it, as was always casting white guys as Charlie Chan but making them speak in a fake 'Chinese guy who talks like white people think Confucious wrote' way. There was a shit ton of cultural appropriation in Hollywood and there really still is with some cultures. Mocking South and East Asians, especially Hindus and Buddhists, still seems to be okay in a lot of American media.

There doesn't seem to be an issue in America talking luridly about the Kama Sutra or reducing Buddhism into a bunch of bullshit aphorisms that Siddhartha Gautama never said. And rather than diversify The Simpsons when they stopped having Hank Azaria voice Apu on the show (all the way back in the less enlightened era of 2019), they just retired Apu completely. Notice they did not do that to characters like Dr. Hibbert, who was revoiced with a black actor.

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The only thing I know about The Worst Witch is the movie they made with Tim Curry and Fairuza Balk and I barely remember it, but I'm not shocked.

FlyingSquid ,
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It makes me wonder if she says things like, "hello, black person. Is this the line for the post office?"

FlyingSquid ,
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Cultural appropriation is a subset of racism.

FlyingSquid ,
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Yep. I had to point that out when this was posted in News. For those still confused, look up 'globalist dog whistle.'

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Nah, it's just catching some rays. We were right next to a creek.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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That's not blood. I don't know what that is. Really, the little guy is fine, or at least was when I left it.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Such a cutie pie!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Well it was sure moving around okay for a dead turtle.

FlyingSquid ,
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You're right. Using trickery like that should only be reserved for making people think your candidate and black people get along really, really well.

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