Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Men snuggling trouser snakes is more common than you think.

OldManBOMBIN ,

Hehe, yeah I got a snake in my pants, hehe

It's a cottonmouth someone help please but remain calm, hehe

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

So my grandpa was a cop down in Missouri- long time bailif, but also a rail cop for Fresco Lines.

One of the guys he remembers coming through as a bailiff… would go to a trout farm (Bennett springs?) and walk around with some monofilament ran down his pants, catch a trout in each leg and walk on out.

It took him a while to get caught.

I’m not sure id want anything that gets nibbly in my pants.

Cosmos7349 ,

I also enjoyed the quote "Don't bring a machete to an airport checkpoint"

TubeTalkerX ,

Better that what Derek was packing

paddirn ,

Oh, so trouser snakes aren’t allowed now? When were they planning on telling the rest of us?

guyrocket ,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Just tryin to get these mothafukin snakes on this mothafukin plane.

Blackout ,
@Blackout@kbin.run avatar

I didn't know you weren't supposed to do that. I will have to leave my snake at home next time, don't want to be setting any alarms off

valid ,

https://konakona.moe/

TipRing ,

The man was reported to have three small snakes in his pants, two of which were turned over to Florida Fish and Wildlife.

homesweethomeMrL ,

Ssssssssssssup?

Fizz ,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

I would hate to be sitting next to this guy.

kescusay Mod ,
@kescusay@lemmy.world avatar

I am sick of these monkey-fighting snakes in my Monday-to-Friday pants!

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Is that a snake in your pants or are you exc... It's a snake.

Guntrigger ,

Going for a classic Snakes on a Plane prank

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