FrenchToast_OverLord ,

I know people who know him. Allegedly, he lost a bet and had to change his legal name to that.

mightyfoolish ,

Wait, who are we discussing right now? 🙃

Anticorp ,

Deez Nuts

mightyfoolish ,

So close, you qualify for reddit 🥈*. Better luck next time.

Correct answer: "Deez-Nutz" ["missing: "-"].

*(Not legal tender on the fediverse or anywhere else in existence.)

Anticorp ,

Dashes are a PITA on mobile. :(

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

He did it to have these Nibbas keep his name outta his mouth and here we are.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Goteem?

SubArcticTundra ,
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Charged with battery? What is he, a cyborg?

PrettyLights ,

Deez must run on D's.

Chainweasel ,

Wisconsin?
I would have put money on Florida

cmbabul ,

The Midwest is full of Florida, they just blame it all on Ohio

pete_the_cat ,

Officer: "What's your name, sir?"

DK: "Deez-Nuts"

Officer: "Alright, get out of the car, smart ass"

Delta_V ,

"Mr. Deez-Nuts was my father's name. Please, call me Bofa."

aeronmelon ,

"Call my brother Gargle, he's a lawyer."

Hikermick ,

I can see this playing out like a modern "Who's on first" routine

person ,

something something charged something something battery something something bb gun

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